They Had it Bad.

These are some of the worst names known to ever actually be given. I know there are a lot of funny "what if someone was actually named this" but these are real. :]]

John Koffman (Murfreesboro, TN) - His friends call him Jack…
Sharonda Cox (Saint Louis, MO) - It might be pronounced ShaRONda but it sure looks like “sharin’ da” to me…
Justin Butts (Springfield, MO) - I’ll take gay jokes and monthly therapy bills for a lifetime please, Alex.
Harry Ball (Castle Rock, CO) - Insert pretty much any joke here. Seriously, Harry’s lucky he made it out of middle school.
Amanda Buttram (Conway, MO) - I know, I know, I didn’t believe it myself at first. But trust me, it gets worse (or funnier depending how sadistic you are).
M. Y. Butt (Saint Louis, MO) - When did St. Louis decide it hated babies?
Richard Large (Eufaula, AL) - Good ole’ Dick might have hated filling out forms last name first but I’m guessing Richard Little (Saint Louis, MO) would probably be willing to trade.
Ben Dover (Nineveh, IN) - I wish I were kidding. Look it up. Shouldn’t there be some sort of mercy rule for this type of thing?
Gayford Buttram (Niangua, MO) - And the Buttram family makes their second appearance on the list. Here’s a tip, if your last name includes the word Butt in it (in which case, again, I’m sorry) please for the love of everything holy don’t put the word “gay” anywhere near your poor kid’s name. You know… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Micheal Huntsucker (Kansas City, MO) - $1,000 and my first born child says he doesn’t go by Mike.

Here are a couple others that i found on this website

1. Mr. Bater (Mister Bater)




2. "Private B.J. Dick"




3. Richard Cummings/ Richard Sack/ Richard Head




4. Gay Gaylord




5. Ophelia Cox




6. Luscious Cox




7. Anita Woodcock




8. Jackie Moff




9. Eric Shunn




10. Dixon Hand

Sheesh why do some parents HATE their children?